Bruce Lansky, “The King of Giggle Poetry,” visited BCLUW Elementary School in Conrad, IA and other area schools on November 10^th – 12^th, 2008. Here are some of the fun poems they wrote together…

  

The Adventures of the Oreo Cookie Monster

 

Oreo cookies,

I love them so well.

I eat three or four then

I’m starting to swell.

 

So I called my mommy,

“Oh, come to school, please.”

She came in a minute,

and gave me a squeeze!

 

I got so embarrassed.

“Get me out of here, now!”

My mom blew a kiss and

she mooed like a cow!

 

I went to the lunchroom,

that’s when I got sick.

Then I made a big mess,

and then I called Rick.*

 

*Rick is the name of the beloved school janitor