(Sing to the tune of “Deck the Halls”)
The halls were decked with toilet paper.
Teacher blamed me for that caper.
Called me names that I can’t mention.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Now we both are in detention.
Text © Bruce Lansky, reprinted from I’ve Been Burping in the Classroom published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.
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