If Pigs could fly around in space,
the world would be a stinky place.
To go outside you’d have to bring
your piggy pooper-scooping thing.
Text © Bruce Lansky, reprinted from If Pigs Could Fly
and Other Deep Thoughts published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.
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